10-words-or-less movie review roundup!
This weekend I decided that I wanted to go back to braiding my hair. I didn’t want to spend money on doing so, and I didn’t want to wait a week for an appointment, even if I did have a wad of cash. Additionally, I’m going to New York in a couple of weeks — New York City in August is hell on hair.
So, we watched a ton of movies over the course of two days, and I braided it myself, with some help from Adam . Some were fantastic, and some…not so much. Here’s my view on our marathon of filmdom, in 10 words or less:
Thank god the 80s are over. Hipsters = Yuppies.
The transformation scene:
How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
Working WIN — Robert Morse’s face is the whole movie
Gangs of New York
West Side Story: A century earlier, more cholera.
Scorsese on New York’s Five Points Intersection
McDreamy’s path to med school: paved with pizza, unsatisfied wives
How to seduce a disgruntled wife without really trying:
Proof that nerds come in all types — totally holds up.
Evil nerd talk to Jesus:
Poverty sucks! Also, Annie?
Even gruel can be appetizing
Bonnie and Clyde
Sacredness be damned — this should be remade.
Sooo much promise to be the sexiest, coolest movie ever:
Slavery is hilarious, and Pryor’s skin was rough…
“I want the black man!”